Stink Bug:

I am a Stink Bug
But it's not so bad,
I know that somebug
Has it worse than I have.

I don't see the problem
The problem with me,
Everyone says I stink
But I don't smell a thing.

Cause I take a bath
Every other third day,
And I always use soap
When I scrub both ways.

So what is the problem
Just what could it be,
Cause I take a bath
So it's definitely not me.

So it must be you all
All of you human people,
For y'all are noisy as crap
And smell like a dung beetle.

So the next thing you smell
And before you start to trip,
By pointing fingers at me
When it's your own upper lip.