God Wants A Harley:

God don't like Hondas
Thoughts of yonder,
Wish I had a Harley
Which I could ponder.

God don't like Suzukis
Keeps breaking down,
Wish I had a Harley
To ride into town.

God don't like Yamahas
Found on road dead,
Wish I had a Harley
To cruise on instead.

God don't like Indians
Can't make the journey,
Wish I had a Harley
That's filthy dirty.

God don't like Kawasakis
Made way too cheap,
Wish I had a Harley
But their alittle steap.