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Don't be a prick, but learn how to say 'no'. |
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Imperfection is the thread that connects all humanity |
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It says something when I feel more grief for the passing of a pet than I did for my parents. |
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Speak well of everyone and no one will have the power to speak ill of you |
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If loving is hard, you may be in the wrong yard! |
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A skeptic only considers their opinions as correct! |
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Buy someone a tractor, and they will clear the snow from your driveway, buy your sweetheart a new Van, you may never see them again. |
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They say that many a truth is said in a jest; be careful with your secrets, keep them close to your vest. |
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It’s great when you are with your group, laughter abounds bringing much cheer, but when the time of sorrow comes, all alone, you shed tears with your beers. |