So Tired Of Rabbits

by debbylyn   Mar 18, 2008


Don't buy me a bunny suit
The feet are much too large
And the cottontail upon my rear
Makes my butt look like a barge

Tell the kids the bunny died
To be repalced this year
By a fluffy yellow duckling
With small and dainty ears

I'll still bring out the basket
Filled with chocolate eggs
But instead of hopping awkwardly
I'll have awesome skinny legs

Or better yet I'm thinking
I could dress as wooly lamb
White is very fashionable
Goes well with honey ham

Just get rid of that rabbit
I've worn it way too much
It's time we have a new icon
To occupy this hutch

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  • 9 years ago

    by Morgan

    Thanks easter bunny. Quack, quack

  • 9 years ago

    by shobhana kumar

    Writing humour is a rare gift and I must say you have it! very nicely worded verse.

    love and luck
    shobhana

  • 9 years ago

    by Baby Rainbow

    Aww i lvoe it! its cool xx

  • 9 years ago

    by Bradley Peter

    Nice. Very, very nice. I liked it a lot. A unique twist on something well known is always enjoyable, especially when written well, as you've done. The first and third stanzas were my favorites, but I can't choose one of over the other i'm afraid, sorry. My favorite lines were 'Makes my butt look like a barge' and 'I'll have awesome skinny legs', the addition of 'butt' and 'awesome' really made the character more real, and gave them a bit of an edge. Great piece, as I said, I really liked it.

    Brad

  • 9 years ago

    by Ed or Ian Henderson

    I love it! Short of Bill Hicks' Lincoln logs from the Sock Drawer Goldfish as an Easter alternative, you've got it spot on! I will read this to my 6-year old son and maybe he can add a comment!