There once was a girl, her name was Sue,
And she had nothing at all to do.
She she sat down to write a list, and
Her list of things went something like this:
Kiss the boy that makes me smile,
Let him know that I'm worth while.
Tell Mom that she needs to let go,
I'm not a child and far from a ho.
Tell my best friend she means the world to me,
And let her know that I can finally see, that
She is the light of my darkest cave,
And she makes me feel strong and brave.
As the list went on, it became more amusing,
And this crazy girl Sue got more confusing.
She talked about trips to Killamengaro
And inventing a new vehicle called "Sue McCarro.
This wild little child was half bored to death,
and as for her list, here goes the rest:
Fly in the sky way up high,
And if my wings break, try not to die!
Chase some chickens and break some dishes,
Throw pennies in the fountain and make some wishes.
Spike my hair up, make a mohawk.
Drive my family crazy and talk non-stop!
Run in the rain and eat cotton candy,
Kiss the cute new neighbor boy; his name is Randy.
Yell at the principal, curse at a mean teacher.
Then confess my sins to the sexy ass preacher.
Chase a squirrel upside a tree,
Catch him to prove I can, then set him free.
Last but not least, I think that I'll dance,
No never mind, maybe I'll prance.
Boredom sucks, and I need something to do,
So I'll leave for right now, Sincerely, Sue.