He's a slob

by chloe   Aug 6, 2005


Girl you can do better than that awful man
no matter what you say i know you can
you have to admit he is far from ideal
he isn't well groomed, oozing sex appeal
he is a slob in a pub, a poor excuse of a man
watching football on TV, with a fag in one hand
hes more interested in watching porn
than taking care of your home and mowing the lawn
there is a groove in the sofa to the shape of his bum
he doesn't have a job and he lives off his mum
girl think for a minute, this man's not for you
you deserve better, he's not the best you can do.

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  • 18 years ago

    by Emma

    WOW! I loved this poem, was both funny and well written. Great job! You are a true writer. 5/5. Love Emma xxx

  • 18 years ago

    by ASPHYXIATED

    heya..

    great poem i really enjoyed its true for some peole well done !!

    Lisa x)

  • 18 years ago

    by Kayla

    lol very cute poem...i loved it...5/5 nice job....has a nice flow to it...keep it up luv yas mwah

    -kayla-