Scandal....

An assortment of people filled the room,
Look, there's the bride...but no groom,

Truth is that he is only next door,
Having fun shagging the local wh0re,

And what of the priest, Comforting the bride,
He has alterior motives hidden inside,

Then there's her mother touching her uncle, Not her Dad,
Her dad doensnt know her cheating, How very sad,

Divorce is happening Grandmas left old grandpa,
Now he drowns his sorrows at the local bar,

Young paige boy flirting with great aunty, So shrill,
Obvious he wants to get his hand, On her will,

Though a young maid meets gaze,
With a gentleman also in a daze,

Dancing under the pretty full moon,
Your invited to their wedding, This afternoon.