by ForeverYoung   Jan 24, 2007

An assortment of people filled the room,
Look, there's the bride...but no groom,

Truth is that he is only next door,
Having fun shagging the local wh0re,

And what of the priest, Comforting the bride,
He has alterior motives hidden inside,

Then there's her mother touching her uncle, Not her Dad,
Her dad doensnt know her cheating, How very sad,

Divorce is happening Grandmas left old grandpa,
Now he drowns his sorrows at the local bar,

Young paige boy flirting with great aunty, So shrill,
Obvious he wants to get his hand, On her will,

Though a young maid meets gaze,
With a gentleman also in a daze,

Dancing under the pretty full moon,
Your invited to their wedding, This afternoon.


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  • 11 years ago

    by Molly Elizabeth

    Very cute poem... makes you laugh at the same time it makes you feel bad for certain people... and hate others. lol. Very nice!! Love it! Well written too might I add... 5/5

  • 11 years ago

    by LadyPearl

    Lol, it's suppose to be funny and in a way--it is, but in an ironic way. You portray some real life situations in an understandable and laughable way.

  • 11 years ago

    by Cella Bella

    Ha! This was great... and well oddly enough I can see these things really happening. Made me smile, so you of course get a 5/5


  • 11 years ago

    by andrea

    Sweet poem

  • 11 years ago

    by Cindy

    This got a smile out of me.