Normal Brown Blues

Do you mind if I watch from afar?
Or are you going to raise the bar
For a normal girl like me
A person who wants to be a nobody's somebody
Please just choose me!
Over the fake girls over there
Cause baby you should know
That blonde hair makes you fake
Blonde hair makes you stupid
Yet now that I have noticed
So does that make Cupid
So please notice my brown hair
And my normal state
And be the gentleman that will call out "Statutory Rape!"
When the guy next to me touches me wrong
See I'm already head over heels, and thats why I made this song.