Dress Code

by Daisy if you do   Aug 11, 2008


My cups runneth over
spilling from my bodice
To hell with subtle hints
I'm really not that modest

The power of persuasion
Held within my shirt
Just to up the ante
I don a shorter skirt

Pumps of every color
to make my legs look good
Enhance my butt, slim my waist
Just like a corset would

Add a little lipstick
Wear a new hairstyle
The men will all be drooling
After a short while

Call it a bargaining chip
to get me what I want
Someone will get it for me
Even if you don't

***Just a little tongue in cheek humor about a memo that was sent out on our checks about the way some have been dressing lately at work. This is not a strip joint lol. But yet we don't want to look like old maids either.

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  • 15 years ago

    by Sourav

    Funny and humorous. Nice flow and very fluent. Well done!

  • 15 years ago

    by Searching for Guidance

    Haha, i loved it. it reminded me of one yr we had a costume dance at school and a group of girls dressed as "school girls" in short skirts, half tops, heels, and pig tails. it brought a smile to my face :) thanks

  • 15 years ago

    by Christopher Wry

    Don't know why but some companies can't see past the tip of there spreadsheet.
    Well done nice flow.

  • 15 years ago

    by Edward D Zurovec

    I am a little shocked but laughing too, fitting to use DixieDaisy as author.
    So, Double D, I found your poem very humorous and revealing volumes, ha,ha. Quite a clever age old ploy, if it isn't broke,don't fix it. I'm sure men are drooling, leaves me thinking of peach trees loaded with fruit ready to burst.
    Ok, I'm off to get some Oreos, ha,ha.
    Peace and Blessings

  • 15 years ago

    by Rachel RTVW

    Funny, flows well and the rhyming is not forced. Thanks for the early morning laugh! Excellent job!

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