Brad and Ted discuss the morning

“Brad here, and were off to a very exciting start! Ring Ring goes the alarm clock and this girl’s day has begun! Off to you Ted.”
“Well Brad, here comes my favorite part: the pressing of the snooze button! I smooth roll and an elegant slap of the had will give the contestant a five minute break.”
“Well Ted that would be the case, excepting that she’s caught a glance at the time. Seems her clocks broken! The alarms gone off twenty minutes late. That’ll cost her some points.”
“Little bit of a bumble there, yes, Low chances she’ll be able to recover from that one.”
“Don’t be so sure, Ted, I’ve seen worse come out shining.”
“Duly noted Brad.”
“Aha! Off to the bathroom –executing a perfect ten second scramble. Now he clothes- good. She just might catch up, Ted.”
“Yes well… hmm, what’s happened now? She seems to have stopped at the door. That’s a ten point loss at least for pausing.”
“Not so fast Ted, it seems she’s noticed the calendar.”
“Whoops! Saturday.”
“Sure is. Well, it’s back to bed with a grumble for contestant #1, and I do believe that’s the end for now!”
“Poor girl. We’ll be seeing her again tomorrow for another exciting race! Well, before she remembers it’s Sunday, at least.”
“Bye-Bye!!”