Reincarnated as a Python

Hey, uncle Monty for goodness sake
Looks like you came back as a snake
I warned you about hiding down in the grass
Karma will sneak up and bite you in the ass

It was a shame about Adam and Eve
Oh what a tangled web we weave
Do not worry I will wash your head
Keeping you clean until you are dead

Maybe next you could be a canary
Then you would not look so scary
You could wash up in a bird bath
Following a more peaceful path

If you ever get in a tight squeeze
You can always escape it with ease
You can stay with me and be my pet
If you get sick I will take you to the vet

Well, you know I love you a bunch
I just hope you have had your lunch
You know I am a bit low on the chain
When you are hungry you may go insane