You treat me like her and you treat her like me
It's so twisted up; so obviously
You caress my cheek; come over all the time
Got our name on a tree; you were my valentine
You couldn't decide who to take
So you took us both all the time
With me, you would always pay
Say I'm always on your mind
If only your girl was just like me
But she's in your hands, which I understand
Which is why you're a faithful man
If only your girl was just like me
You would see what you want and what you need
I don't happen to be mean
But you should see how it would be
If only your girl was just like me
