The Day I Could Fly

When I look out the mirror I see the man in the sky
And the man he says "hey let's go and fly" to the stars
in the sun in the trailer park on high
and we eat churros and funions and the little girl cries
and she's cryin and cryin and we don't ask why
i just bop her in the mouth and away we do fly
and the man he pulls out an Uzi shouts "get ready to die"
but it shoots pet turtles and on one of them i ride
to the city on the moon and we go to a dive
a real swell place where a lap dance costs a dime
well i pay for two but the turtle says "bye
the wife'll be worried and this place smells of rye"
so I let him go while I have a good time
but I notice the girl and she look mighty sly
I think "maybe I'll let this one pass by"
but she pins me down and pulls down my fly
and out comes a jellyfish been livin' there since July
he says "can I sting her?" and I nod in reply
once done he asks "will that kill her?" and I just say "aye"
and at this point I can hardly believe my eyes
three big burly men come out wielding tec 9s
but the turtle comes back shoots em right in the eyes
with some kind of acid calls it C6H5
I don't ask nothing, got no reason to pry
we just head to his place - got some pork chops to fry
And that's what happened on the day I could fly