The Hoummous Diplomacy

by A lonely soul   Dec 12, 2011

I have learnt (Inspired by Britt, Sibs, LP & Yaki):

Hoummous can save the day
for Britt knows the best recipe
how to mix the right ingredients
stir them, even cook them to finesse
and serve them to bitter tongues on fire
when hot chillies reign beautiful brains

Only if Y..i knew
what L...P already knows
the taste of hoummous
prepared by the Lebanese
is not all that hot or spicy
just a yummy treat,
only if she could try the sauce
I strongly believe will be her next best friend.

Only if George Bush had any clue
of what Britt already knew
There never would have been a 2nd Gulf war
Alas, Britt was too late to give Bush a taste of her hoummous
If only she had thought of it earlier
countless lives would not have been lost
in a pointless war that only hurt our pride,
that of a noble nation, saviour of the human kind

Dedicated to Peace, Love everywhere, and to the needless lives lost in a tragic war.


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Latest Comments

  • 8 years ago

    by TJ Arizona Eagle

    A different kind of poem but one of great enjoyment. Your humor is unique and infectious lol

  • 8 years ago

    by Jenna Bella Oldridge

    You have a good poem here that is likeable and easey to read. I like how used people off the site as your inspiration.


  • 8 years ago

    by Lioness

    I quite like this poem

    and I LOVE Hoummous!!! My parents being Lebanese I've tried quite a few types but my sister has always made the best! (don't tell my mum)

    I love what the poem is dedicated to! Peace and Love! Less War.

    Food can certainly bring everyone together and closer.

  • 8 years ago

    by Decayed

    I said on the forums:

    hahaha :p

    and now also,


  • 8 years ago

    by Ms Happiness

    Amazing, I love it:) I love the idea
    Freat poem a 5/5