Worst Date Ever

I don't like sharing this experience
What I've done still doesn't make sense
He doesn't even look at me anymore
But let me stop building suspense

The boy I liked asked me to the movies
Of course I said yes; he was a real cutie
But I wiped something on his shirt
When I had put my hand in something gooey

I laughed loud at unnecessary parts
Like, when this guy ripped out his own heart
The boy I liked knew I was crazier than he thought
But the craziest of me didn't even start

When the music came on from the background
I may have sang a little too loud
How embarrassed he must have been
When he apologized to the annoyed crowd

Finally the movie date was over
But when he walked me home, I pulled him closer
Flashed my pink braces and kissed his lips off
Until he brushed off my arms from his shoulders

Told me he had a good time sarcastically
Shook my hand and took it back abruptly
I'll never forget what a dork I was before
At least the boy I liked also can't forget me