Phase Four--Fade Out

by Anna Stephens   Mar 14, 2012


I stalk the aisles for a magic potion
A mask, a cream, a wonder lotion.
In frantic search of a secret elixir,
A guaranteed-permanent wrinkle fixer
To return the bloom upon the cheek
Eternal youth in a jar I seek.

For in my mind I scream in rage
At each new reminder of my age.
I steam, I cream, I tone and condition
To shed ten years is a burning ambition.
Each label beckons with promises glowing
In just three weeks no age will be showing.
A dab of this, a glob of that,
Ignore the wallet, which now is flat.

If this one fails, no need to turn pensive,
Perhaps it wasn't sufficiently expensive.
I see you scoff, oh non-believer
You need only buy to become the receiver
Of timeless beauty and ageless grace
Forever young and fair of face.

Each night I slather on the grease,
Anoint each blemish, cream each crease.
Exotic mixtures for eyes and lips,
Then into bed I gingerly slip.
In the morning I wake with the dawn
Expecting age signs all to be gone.
I beg my mirror---its answer so bland.
"Welcome, my dear, to Fantasy Island."

Copyright Anna Stephens

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  • 8 years ago

    by kimberley walt

    Hahahaha I am 15, and that awesome poem of yours made me laugh and worry too! Lmao

  • 12 years ago

    by TJ Arizona Eagle

    Haha Your poems are enjoyable, words that make us smile , laugh and relate too.
    Thanks for being you, and bringing us joy

  • 12 years ago

    by HOLLY ARMER

    Oh my...you are a riot!

    I love this! Makes me think of my Mom always going on and on about getting older. Embrace it my dears!

  • 12 years ago

    by Daisy if you do

    Anna,
    Nothing much more to say than I nearly pee my pants every time I read this. The flow is so perfect and the humor....well indescribable. I do believe this is why I love you so much, we both love to laugh, and you have certainly served that well here.

  • 12 years ago

    by Yakari Gabriel

    "To live long enough to get to have wrinkles. that is the beauty of life" - My dutch teacher..

    by then I hit a mid-life crisis, she said 18 is too young for a mid life crisis, I said..I don't see a problem with dying at 36..lmao

    you are one funny woman, omg..
    befriend me...x0x0