The scammers song.

My muse has been pissed off by crude attempts by Nigerian scammers to inveigle me in their tawdry schemes. Using crap messages onto the poetry forum. Thus I have been instructed by the afore said muse to strike back which I must do in the only way I know.
Ludicrous verse.

The name is Billy Bob Mustpha and I like to say hi
I am a quietly employed bank Nigerian guy
Now I work in a bank and have found an account
that nobody owns, with a serious amount
of money it seems that can easily be sent.
To a place of my choosing if you get my intent.
So all that I need is a sound destination,
that is suitably placed in another man's nation.
If you can assist me to show that I care.
Of this $27m, well I offer half share.
So send me the details of your bank account,
so that I can send to it, the above named amount.
Please to ensure that this transaction doesn't look funny.
Ensure the account has in it, quite some plenty of money.
Then you hold all of the money and I will tell you,
Where to forward on my half, it's easy to do.
And just to ensure that this most happily ends,
It is best if you do not discuss this with friends.