My Suicide Note

And here is the finality dear friends,
The long awaited for end.
No more worries or pain or tears
All of that is gone thanks to
Death being here.
My friends, my family
I assure you this is the end.
Please try to restrain yourself on making
The commends.
How shall I do it now?
Slit my wrists or
Drink some bleach,
Perhaps hang myself from a tree.
Suffocate from a pillow,
Drown myself in the sea?
Fill my stomach with whiskey.
Or cuddle with my dads shotguns...
Oh yes, how about that last one?
Drink away until there's
No sanity left
As if I ever had any to begin with.
I promise you my friends,
This is the grand finale
This is my farewell
My goodbye
My finality in life.
But remember on this one special night
Of how I wrote about
My suicide.