Me: How to stop time (Acrostic)

Sarcastic irony at its best, Michael. This is the stuff that nightmares are made from.

Can you imagine actually living with someone who's need for superficial youth is so great that they Michael Jackson themselves into grotesque manikins? ("Pull skin harder, just don't cough")

Yet, I feel the need for some fat to be vacuumed from my belly - liposuction: so much easier than earning it by diet and exercise.

Lol, wind the hair bun tight...:)

Real people have real wrinkles and grey hairs and all the things that make them human. Who wants to be plastic? Would you want to trade places with Burt Reynolds when you are as old as he and shave behind the ears? :0)
There is nothing lovable about being fake in any way, shape or form, give me real people every day.

A thought provoking poem, excellent work.

5/5

Ingrid ((hugs)) x

Brilliant. Lol! Very clever use of the acrostic sir. :)

Haha - what a clever acrostic Michael - superb as always!