Santa says, "Darn it..."

by - Mr. Darcy   Dec 16, 2016

Climbing down a chimney
His bulging sack got caught
Ripping on a rusted nail,
It stuck out further than he thought.
Screams were heard by elves back in
The Northest pole,
Mending kits transported to
Attend to Santa's hole, and...
Saving Christmas presents, for every living soul.


*Acrostic form*


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  • 2 years ago

    by mossgirl19

    Yay this was totally a joy to read.

  • 3 years ago

    by hiraeth

    I'm torn between interpreting this as a humorous write, or a distressing write. I really enjoyed both perspectives, but I think I might be just a partial to the humorous perspective, with santa's bulging sack lol. Great write!

  • 3 years ago

    by Ben Pickard


    Don't for a minute expect any of us to believe that you weren't smirking as you penned this acrostic, lol

    A 'bulging sack' ripping on a 'rusted nail' - come on, my man, you must be joking! :)

    Very humorous...I won't for a minute entertain any notion of tragedy about this write!


    • 3 years ago

      by - Mr. Darcy

      Me? I haven't got a humerus bone in my body, not even my elbow! ;P

  • 3 years ago

    by Em

    As always ;)

  • 3 years ago

    by Brenda

    Well ok, wow Michael, um, interesting acrostic... Wasn't sure where you were going with this lol....with a bulging sack and holes to be fixed, well um, um.....

    • 3 years ago

      by - Mr. Darcy

      Thank you, ladies. When I saw all these 'Christmas ' acrostic forms being posted I felt left out. I'm glad you enjoyed my 'tongue in cheek' version. Lol

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