Kiss My ___

Drunk and profound
Square not round
Sharp not dull
Didn't you think I could tell?

Wavy not straight
Soft with flake
Rusty old gate
Could this be fate?

Understanding misunderstanding
Slips without falls
Decking the halls
Ready the guns
Shouldn't everyone run?

Conceiving misconception
Standing with an erection
At the front of the class
You all can kiss my ass