The gossip gang

Anger builds up when I hear
Words like poison to my ear

Backbiting and gossiping there
In my face they wouldn't dare

A pair of drunken losers barking
When home alone you are jerking

Let people live their life and stop
Selling stories at your junk shop

A little amount of alcohol makes you
Feel intellectual while you have no clue

Making up stories and filling others ears
One telling others while another cheers

Bunch of lowlife story pickers at work
Assumed stories are just guesswork

A few shots and devils start whispering
Made up stories that are truly sickening

If I was really as bad as you do claim
Instead of hiding it I would exclaim

If I was a notorious criminal I would
Show some action as in Hollywood

Beat you guys up and hunt you down
Drag you behind a truck through town

If I was a wizard as you guys have said
Just one spell and you would drop dead

Or turn you in a group of stray donkeys
And maybe even some red ass monkeys

If you find my personality a bit bothering
Say it to me but behind my back don't sting

If I was really that bad you would shiver
Hearing my name would make you quiver

Take some advice from a sober person
Listen carefully and write this lesson

Humans only do talk and never do bark
Gossiping only makes your soul dark

Even dogs do bite frontal when they attack
While you humans bite behind others back

Even your neighbors you haven't spared
Your degree in gossiping BS is impaired

This gossip gang is disgusting and sick
As a prize all of you deserve an ass kick

And I bet you aren't sparing each other
As bad as one eating flesh of his brother

Give your life a valid purpose and stop
Selling this kinda BS at your crap shop