O Johnny, Johnny
these eggs are double yolked
would you like them
scrambled,
or side up sunny,
well done
or prefer them runny
O Johnny, Johnny
you've run and gone speedy
as an Easter with no Bunny
your absence is a toast
taste bitter
even soaked in butter and honey.
O Johnny, Johnny
it is breakfast time
and my heart is scrambled,
and my eyes are runny,
whereas the weatherman
forecasted them sunny
where as the hideous clown
looks no more funny.
