Pepsi

Pepsi is the absolute BEST!!!!
Better than all the REST!!!!
I'd have it every day,
If only it'd stay.
But everyone takes it,
And I'm left with sh**!
So lay off,
I hope you choke and cough!
I'll do anything,
For just one fling!

I guess if you love Pepsi like I do,
Then you can have it too.
But whatever your luck,
Don't lick the truck!
It doesn't taste,
Like anything but waste.
So go on and drink up,
But never from a styrofoam cup!