If I was A cat

If I should describe myself as something I'm not
It would not be something I already got
It can't be just a little dot
I think I will be a little cat
A little cat thats not too fat
There on the mat the I had sat
Was a long brown blob, laying peacefully
I shall walk towards it slowly
And then lick it continously
Then there I will suffocate from brown marks on my tongue
I will cough and choke until it comes out of my lungs!