G~A~Y~*~M~A~N~K~I~N~D (FOR THE GIRLS)

To all you poor girly’s out there
I’m sorry to have to say
You’ll never find a decent man
Because they are all gay!
I mean who couldn’t love a man
That likes to shop for fun
That has a sweet and sensitive side
That could be your number one
They don’t act up to all you friends
To show their masculinity
But sadly getting with one of them
Is not a possibility
They don’t have macho attitudes
They show their love and devotion
They are always caring and sharing
They feel no need to hide emotion
They're more open to give you cuddles
And speak in a friendly tone
They show a non-threatening nature
They like conversations on the phone
It’s so unfair that they all love men
What do us girls do wrong
Until the day straight men act gay
Us women will just have to be strong!