I am...

I am the Queen of the freakin' universe,
Whilst I'm dreaming in my sleep,
I can pick up tarantulas in both my hands,
Without getting goosebumps and the creeps.

I am the sun shining down on the dullest day,
And the snow on Christmas morning,
I am the aid to cure all disease,
And the plug for those who are snoring.

I am the prettiest girl, with the loveliest hair,
And have the most beautiful singing voice,
I am the trend setter, everyone follows,
And the shoulder after you make the wrong choice.

I am the happiest soul that does walk this world,
I no longer hold up this disguise,
But true to life, I am depressed,
Just take one look in my eyes.

In my dreams I'm so much more,
Than I could really ever be,
Why does everyone else get all the good,
And the shit is left for me.

[Venting]