When the Fat Kid Farted

by abcede   Jul 4, 2005

Ok guys.. this is really off the record for me, i don't usually write about this kind of crazy stuff, but me and my friend have this thing now where we dare each other to write on a topic.. blah blah!! so.. she challenged me to this.. hope you enjoy it as much as i enjoyed writing it!!

In Mrs. Cotton's small health class
the lesson was on beans
Mrs. Cotton said they're healthy
they made our systems clean

all of us just looked around
this had to be a joke
everyone just giggled
but then a silence broke

the kids in health just looked around
they tried to be good-hearted
they tried real hard not to laugh
when the fat kid farted

you could hear the strains of laughter
filling up the room
but then the smell got to them
it started to consume

...consume their air for breathing
no air go to their nose
a chill went up their spine
and back down to their toes

it was a scary time that day
when that lesson started
everybody almost died
when the fat kid farted


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Latest Comments

  • 15 years ago

    by Shannon Loter

    Thats mean. But its funny.

  • 16 years ago

    by Princess09

    OMG lol that was soooo funni. good job for an off the wall topic lol!!!!

  • 16 years ago

    by jencam

    this was so funny! and to think you wrote it on a dare!!!! GREAT job!!!

  • 16 years ago

    by Victoria

    HA HA HA :) I loved this Poem! It was really good and made me laugh. Good job 5/5 x0x Tori

  • 16 years ago

    by ml xox jk

    crack upp