Beaver Lady

by Liz   Aug 20, 2005


The Beaver lady!
She stole my boyfriend
Two buck teeth, one long eyebrow
Squinted eyes and a double chin
Green collard shirts are her fashion
She pronounces words like the bush administration
Her looking like a beaver must remind him of the hunt
Munching on trees make her teeth go blunt
When I first saw her milk came out my nose
Smiling like a beaver she made a funny pose
Two buck teeth, one long eyebrow
Squinted eyes and a double chin
Green collard shirts are her fashion
She pronounces words like the bush administration
A big chunk of hair covering some space
Thank God for that! or we'd see her whole face
Thats the story of the sad truth
Guys like it better when u have a big tooth!!

****This is actually a song i made... it has a tune and everything but i decided to put it as a poem...lol
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  • 18 years ago

    by Vegetable

    Hmmm too bad i'm the only one who can really enjoy the true funniness (is that a word) of this poem lol

  • 18 years ago

    by Lenny

    Thats hilarious, it'd make a great song :) song lyrics are a form of poetry so its good that you put it on this site