There was a child
who heard from another child that if you masturbate 100 times
it kills you
this gave him a pause
he certainly slowed down a bit
and also kept count
but till number 80
was relatively loose about it
there did seem plenty of time left
the next 18
were preserved for special occasions
like the banquet room in a hotel
the99th time was simply unavoidable
weeks pass
and then he thought
f u c k it
it's worth dying for.
