Mr. Martin is half japaneese
He has a small weneese
He teaches english
And makes the girls all tinglish
Too bad we think he\'s gay
He might've been born in may
But i don't really know
But i have a big toe
No idea where that came from
Mr. Ritche has a nice bum
John Don is so hot
I'll even fu ck him on a cot
Somehow this song ain\'t about mr.martin anymore
So I think i\'ll end this before
The spanish teacher sees through the door
