Mama jokes(rhyming)

Your mama is so top heavy,
she tied her shoes and fell,
your mama is so fat,
bungee jumping went straight to hell,

your mama is so ugly,
went to taco bell,
every1 ran for the border,
your mama is so big,
jumped in a pool,
and it ran outa water,

your mama is so fat,
she cant see her toes,
your mama is like a shotgun,
2 co*ks she blows,

your mama is so dumb,
she tripped over a cordless phone,
your mama is so fat,
when its raining,
the highways a slipnslide of her own,

your mama is so,
so beautiful,
it just a poem,
dont take it personal..