The Trumpet Story

A trumpet from Czechoslovakia flies in
He comes out of the plane tired and seeks an inn
The inns are out of rooms
The trumpet is angry and goes boom
He barges in a random room and with a yell
He kicks out a man, his wife, and their boy, Dell

Next day, Trumpet is hungry and wants food
There are Burger Kings and Taco Bells but he wasn't in the mood
He wanted something unique and new
So he went to a Chinese Cuisine owned by Mr. Chu
Trumpet ordered orange chicken, kung-pao, and rice
But they had no orange chicken and Trumpet was like "WHY?!?!"

Trumpet got mad and hit Mr. Chu in the face
The Chinatown cops came and sprayed Trumpet with mace
He got dragged away and put in jail
But he escaped the next day with an illegal bail
He was on the news and wanted all over America
But trumpet got bored and went back to Czechoslovakia