Wanted

by Biscuit   Jul 13, 2006


Wanted.
Shy, outgoing female seeks attractive male to share good times.
Age/looks unimportant.
Perfect applicant - need not apply

Wanted.
Busy local shop requires friendly general assistant to fulfill a wide range of duties.
Experience necessary but not essential.
Timewasters - need not apply.

Wanted. Dead or Alive.
Tall man with brown hair dark eyes, dodgy beard and some kind of tattoo.
Lines open 24hrs (9am-5pm weekdays only)
Hoaxers - need not reply

Wanted.
Room-mate required for rented property.
Shared kitchen and bathroom.
Must be male or female.
Successful candidate - need not apply.

Wanted.
Any old clothes, shoes, bed linen or bric-a-brac.
Donations will be given to the poor.
Must be unused and in good condition.
Please give generously.

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  • 17 years ago

    by FlirtingWithDeath

    Such a unique peom, I LOVE IT!!!! Always love reading original poems keep up the good work

  • 17 years ago

    by Sarah Ann

    Great poem! It is very different and the topic is so intriguing. I loved it. Excellent idea for a unique masterpiece!

  • 17 years ago

    by Bret Higgins

    Excellent idea.

    I'd remove the explaination at the end and let those who don't get it ask.

    The only thing I would change is moving the dead or alive to another part of the 'advert' so as to keep the flow consistent. Tagging it on the end would add another dimension, turngin the ad from a man hunt to a personals and then to a man hunt, as has happened with personal ads.

    I like the fact that I nothing else to add!

    Bret

  • 17 years ago

    by Megann Lee

    Haha! Lovely. I liked it. Very true though. But it was really creative and well written. :]

  • 17 years ago

    by LockedInEternity

    Wow...thats like nothing I've read before...That was very original!!!...i loved it!...It was so thought provoking! Amazing!@

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