If only I had superpowers
And didn't have to take daily showers
I would climb high towers
And smile down at the lawn mowers
If only I had wings
And a cheerful Robin that sings
I would be your all-time king
And woo you with a beautiful ring
If only life on earth was easy
And bacon wasn't so greasy
I would sit, eat and be merry
And wash everything down with a sherry
But baby you know I've tried
To tell you what's on my mind
If only you could listen
Boy! I'm not a big chicken
If only I could learn to fly
And beat the fox at being sly
I would cry until my heart is dry
And make you see how much I can try
Alas! I'm just a human in love
Who can't even dare catch a dove
And it makes you wonder why
I still love you so much
