Battle of Love

*Erm, yes. Taleee and I wrote this collab. =)
She wrote the first stanza, I wrote the second, her the third... etc. etc.*

Brittnay? I have too much energy,
Why can't you be hyper with me?
It's not MY fault that I'm this way,
It was the red cordial I drank today.

Taleee, my dear,
I'm trying my hardest.
I wish to bounce and dance around,
I wish to roll all over the ground.
But my bum, you see,
is ultra lazy.
It absolutely refuses to get up!
It refuses to eat something sugary!

But oh Brittnay, my extra sweat pea,
I thought you said you'd always love me.
Why can't you try a little bit more?
Before I break down in tears on the floor.
Please, Just do it for me,
Eat something oh so sugary.

Please, Nat,
Don't get upset.
You know I love you.
Even when you smell like poo.
But let's not get off topic here,
I'm trying as hard,
As this here tush will allow,
But it's not giving in,
And it's not getting up!

You went off the topic, how could you?!
You weren't meant to tell anyone 'bout the poo!
But, look, you know that I love you more,
So DON'T start another fight like before!
Just go eat something sweet as candy,
So I can be happy that you're hyper with me.

It slipped, I'm sorry!
I blame it on bad memory!
Please forgive me,
I'm begging you.
It's the least you could do,
After trying to deny,
What is ever so clear.
I love you more.
Always have. Always will.
Now stop pestering me about candy,
I just ate some Coco puffs.
Thanks to my mommy.

Alright, I'll forgive you, But I won't forget!
You don't know how much that made me upset.
I had a tear coming out of my right eye,
And now you say that I'm the one to deny?
You know that I love you more, the end.
You don't love me, there's no need to pretend!
But, wow. You ate something sugary just for me?
I'll always be thankful that you have your mommy!

Oh, my dear, I surely do know.
Why do you think,
I offered that apology?
Would you like a tissue
For that gigantic tear, there?
I said I was sorry,
And I meant it, I swear.
I do not lie,
To the people I love most.
You know I'm the one,
Who has the most love,
I am, after all,
The one who ate something sugary.
And I did it just for you,
Proving my love.

Yes, please, I'd really like a tissue!
Cause I've actually cried a few.
But oh God, Please don't start,
You know I love you with all my heart!
But I think I now realize,
That you truly do love me.
Just not as much as I do you see?
Cause if it wasn't for my love and care,
You wouldn't have eaten some sugar over there.

Here is a tissue, my love.
But I must ask you to be careful,
It's my favorite one!
You may love me with all your heart,
But you have to remember,
You have a rather Grinchly heart,
Where as mine is big and gigantic,
With much more love to give.
I'm kidding, my dear.
You, too, have a big grand heart.
I was only trying to prove my point.
I love you more, please accept it,
My wonderfully tasty pie.

Brittnay, NO!
I was 'spose to end it.
Why did you add that bit?
Now p&q will think you love me,
When I love you more you see.
No. Shush. Don't type anymore!
Cause you know I love you more!

Taleee, no!
Please stop the lying!
Your dad would be ashamed,
To know you've created such tales!
This here is the end,
I, the medium-sized person, demand!

Fine! This is the end!
But you should know my friend,
That I do LOVE you,
Even if you think it's not true!