Redneck Rap

by BeautifulxMess   Sep 27, 2006


Well this is a story all about me.
A story that just ends on, well, me.

In case you haven't notice I'm going to do a rap. I know what you're thinking "this girl is whack."

I'm a white girl, but I'm called a redneck. I drive pick up trucks, and my front yards a wreck.

My fine china is paper plates and cups. When a car drives by all you hear is "HEY SCREW UP!"

I got 3 missing tooth and the dentist hates my mouth. Every time i open it he faints because of the animal that came out.

Well now you know the life of a hick. When come down to Louisiana, it's something you'll never forget.

You'll see people eating with there feet and driving on the side of the street.

I'm going to close this rap because it's starting to get old. Don't ask what was going through my head because i don't never know...

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  • 17 years ago

    by Angelmom

    That is a cute one!

  • 17 years ago

    by *Charisma*

    Due to the fact that I know rednecks, this made me crack up! Hilarious! Jpoet*

  • 17 years ago

    by SammiBABY

    Lol thats really funny
    :) i like it.
    xx