Chavs

Chavs,
I'm sorry, but whats the point?
They live their lives in groups,
of only themselves,
and i swear they spawn in the same groups.
I mean, why the white hoods,
Because its only gonna get blood stains on it from the next fight.
Its like their soul purpose is to breed the next one,
Kinda like a salmon.
They spawn in the small towns,
and stay there until their old enough to leave their incestuous mother,
They then move to the larger towns, and search out their own kind - and the odd fight,
where they hook up and move to a lesser city, to spawn.
Here daddy chav looks for a shopping bag and an elastic band, because he was banned from the chemist for shoplifting,
and makes a condom.
The couple of chavs move down to the small to a small town again to birth a bourbon baby, surprised at why the protection didn't work.
Here they raise the mini chav, teaching it to pick on the old and infirm,
coz anything else would fight back.
Now at the best age in life - 18-20 - mummy and daddy chav will take on drugs and probably die from an overdose.
And so, the life of a chav is like the life of the salmon,
except you can eat a salmon,
so chavs are lower than salmon.
so whats the point?

*Apologies if this offends anyone i don't mean to, it is kinda based on the chavs in my town*