Never, Ever

The day that the sky falls
And all the pinks turn to gray,
Will be the day that when you touch me,
I won't pull away.

The day that flowers smell like gym socks
And the president cares about pollution,
Will be the day that I love you
And it's not a final solution.

The day that men give birth
And no one runs over a squirrel,
Will be the day that you say you love me
And it doesn't make me hurl.

The day that Superman and Batman fall in love
And cherries naturally turn blue,
Will be the very same day
That I tell you I love you.