Boys?

Boys call themselves men?
I mean, come on!
6th graders still play with legos!!
They still play in the muddy lawn!

Boys?
Whoever thought they were `macho and tough'?
Certainly a lie.
They all bluff.

You have to agree this is true.
For goodness sakes, they pick their noses!
They think they're all cool and jocky,
But they might want to be sprayed with hoses.

Muddy little kids.
Am I right?
All my ladies agree?
They mine as well fly a kite.