Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

There is no need
To worry about her
I took care of it
Of that I am sure

No more letters or call
From the girl you once called "Love"
I'm sure you were quite done with her
And that you'd had enough

I told her to leave you alone -
Your relationship with her had come to an end
And that you wanted nothing to do
With a crazy ex-girlfriend

At first she pretended
That she didn't understand
But I made sure she did
With this gun in my hand

The look of fear on her face
Filled me with such joy
Knowing I would have you
All to myself, Roy

I killed her
And to hell I'll be sent
But I did it so you never have to worry
About a crazy ex-girlfriend

And we can now be happy
No more girls in our way
We'll be together forever
And that is how we'll stay

There is no need to thank me
I did it all for you
Cheer up, my love
Don't look so blue

Why have you told me
That this, I cannot mend?
Am I now just
A crazy ex-girlfriend?

30May2007
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This was done for a contest