Nursery Rhymes are a lie.

What's with the cow jumping over the moon?
We all know they'd die.
For god sake parents,
no need to lie.

Just because it's a nursery rhyme,
doesn't make it right.
If you don't believe me,
I'm up for a fair fight.

And since when is the moon made of cheese?
Wouldn't it melt from the sun?
If it did,
I'd rather have it on a nice warm bun.

Just because it's a nusery rhyme,
doesn't make it right.
If you don't believe me,
just ask Snow White.

Oh man,
she's part of a nusery rhyme.
Perhaps I shall bribe her with a dime.

But Snow White has been known to be cheap,
What a frikin BEEP.

Written By: Alyssa Graff