A Talking Toad (Parody)

One day I was walking down the road,
when out of no where I stepped on this toad.
In an instance he screamed a scream so loud,
that it sent me flying high up in the clouds.
I landed upside down hard on my head,
looking at the toad, thinking he was dead.
But to my surprise he leaped on my face,
spit in my eye, then ran at a fast pace.
I got up and ran, but I couldn't deny,
that it was weird that he spat in my eye.
He was fast as I chased he down the street,
and before I knew it he peed on my feet.
Darn toad, he was as smart as a fox,
when I catch him I'll throw him in a box
But like lightning he would disappear,
only to tease me as I would come near.
Next thing I knew I fell in this big hole.
and there he is sitting next to a bowl,
He looks up saying bud you want a bite?
better take it now, we will be here all night.
There I sit looking at this talking toad,
same toad I stepped on down the road.
And then I wake up, must of been a dream,
toads don't talk but so real it seemed.
I sit up and I feel an ache on my head,
got up so fast I almost feel out of bed.
there he is, sitting in an big brown box,
same toad from the dream, sly as a fox.
I look at him, hey little guy you cant speak,
turn around while he mumbles, stupid freak.

this is my first attempt to a parody, not bad if i say so