I once knew a guy...

I once knew a guy
He was a but of a prick
He'd pull down his fly
And show you his

Zipper which was bronze
But stuck in it was a rock
He'd had to go to John's
So he can fix his

Buckle holding his jeans
Came past a girl looking so fit
She wore a tight shirt of Queen's
He went to her and grab her

Shirt and said it was lame
He said if she came by at four
He can take her out of shame
By paying her and making her a

Maid for the day
She looked at this prick
And asked if I may?'
She bent over and started rubbing his

Hand which had a nasty scar
He had been pecked by a duck
He said lets go into my car,'
so we can

Drive around town,'
She was new and said she was a sissy
To go by herself around
If he showed her she'd let him lick her

Chocolate pudding she made at three-thirty
With flavor so strong
If you think I'm dirty
Your reading this wrong

TM - LiquidSugar