Every Psychiatrists Script

Look back at your childhood,
Tell me, was it bad or was it good?
If you had three wishes what would they be?
No, that's not right they're too unhappy.
I know, we'll pump you with some pills,
All your sadness they should kill.
There we go, my work here's done,
Now run along and have some fun.
But always remember that if you're sad,
Tell me a lie so I won't think you're too bad.