Dear Bestfriend:
Everythings been so damn crazy...

My hair is not silky and blonde,
My eyes are not big and blue...

Im writing you this letter,
Though Im not sure what to say...

*This poem SUCKS, but please read still. And vote...
You two really love eachother...

All my life Ive had a feeling,
That somehow I am not complete...

This poem is dedicated to my deceased Dalmatian...
Broken to the world I was forever alone...

Numb to the outer world,
I'll forever be alone...

The government's denied my right to marry,
President Bush couldn't care less about my kind...

I have more than a flaw or two,
Theres been a lot that Ive been through...

So how'd you get your confidence girl,
That drove you to steal my man...