Why do I need a man?
To help me open doors...

He chews his food with his mouth open
He wipes his nose when it runs...

I see the Death Angel
oh how it does tempt me so, hanging over me like a...

Why are men so lazy?
they're afraid to wash their own clothes...

Love is a four letter word
It can roll easily off the tongue...

Talk that mess
spit that s hit...

I loved him I swear I did
he meant everything to me...

You never tell me that you care
I'm beginning to wonder if you do at all...

I hate my brothers girlfriend
h e ll you don't even know...

1. Are you tired? Becuz you've been runnin through...
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put...

Some like it hot
Some like it cold...

I hate who I am
I hate who I've become...