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I'm so old. I think I'm going to die soon. Please vote good for me and make an old dying man happy.
lol jk im just 19, but still vote for me ^^
Accept, dear Sarah, this sincere token,
You'll find a love I've never spoken...
I'm back after 2 years! This is probably more of a...
I always have problems writing a poem like this...
Desolate, I'm made by your absence.
My life feels empty and aimless...
What have I done to deserve this?
What did I say? What did I miss...
Friend: A jar of body paint would make a good gift.
Me: lol, yeah i used to have a jar of that once... dunno why o.O
Friend: Did you use it?
Me: Yeah, on some broad.
Me: BREAD! I MEAN BREAD!
"Food eaten while walking contains no calories."