Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

True love comes quietly. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

GREAT REPLY

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing

GREAT REPLY

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Kisses blown are kisses wasted...
kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted...
kisses spread germs, and germs are hated...
so kiss me baby...
i'm vaccinated!

He broke my heart...
so i broke his jaw!

I was nauseous and tingly all over.
I was either in love...
Or I had an upset stomach.

Love is grand...
Divorce is a hundred grand.

If love is the answer...
Could you rephrase the question?