The Japanese have a word for it. It's Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding.
The Western equivalent of judo is, 'Yes, dear.'

It takes 46 muscles to frown...but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Girls are like phones.
We love to be held, talked too...
But if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.

I love making friends...
It's people I can't stand.

If love is the answer...
Could you rephrase the question?

Love is grand...
Divorce is a hundred grand.

I was nauseous and tingly all over.
I was either in love...
Or I had an upset stomach.

He broke my heart...
so i broke his jaw!

Kisses blown are kisses wasted...
kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted...
kisses spread germs, and germs are hated...
so kiss me baby...
i'm vaccinated!